rebloggable by request
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Everybody stop everything.
It’s a YAWNING BAT.
DYING FROM CUTENESS
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Forever reblog
this is back
never not reblog
reblogging because 1.) the baby’s reaction 2.) I have that dish
IT’S BACK
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thrust.
I was helping my little brother
Where the fuck does jack come from
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When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:
And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.
In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a “difficult child” which is code for “walking entity of sass” so I was in the time-out bucket quite a bit. Once they put me in the bucket for thirty minutes— and I thought that was incredibly unfair so I grabbed the handles and shifted my body repeatedly until the bucket and I were out of the classroom, in the hallway, and through the front door. They found me in the parking lot scooting to freedom in the time-out bucket. The teachers were furious and I said, “Hey, I never left the bucket” So they called my mum and told her what I did and she just said, “Well, he never left the bucket.”
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I walked into the kitchen and lost my appetite for some reason.
You walk into the kitchen. There’s nobody home, and the lights are dim. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him
Spongebob Squarepants
#He gets on all fours and breaks into a sprint #then he stops on his right foot #don’t forget it #now he brings it around town
^LMAO!
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